livelovehep:

sunalwaysshining:

meladoodle:

what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please

I just spit out my coffee

You’re supposed to swallow it

(Source: meladoodle, via happiest)

if you date me we will have:

morning sex
afternoon sex
dinner sex
after meal sex
i made pancakes sex
good morning sex
shower sex
bored sex
make up sex
break up sex
monday sex
tuesday sex
wednesday sex
thursday sex
friday sex
saturday sex
sunday sex
there is nothing on tv sex
i love you sex

(Source: montecristonight, via arctic-heaven)

weavemunchers:

when your friend says something to your parents that they didnt know about

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criou:

• Visit my Tumblr •

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people’s reaction when i’m talking

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people’s reaction when you’re talking…

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(Source: humorbaby, via trait)